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A Twisted Christmas


Download links and information about A Twisted Christmas by Twisted Sister. This album was released in 2006 and it belongs to Electronica, Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Traditional Pop Music genres. It contains 10 tracks with total duration of 41:08 minutes.

Artist: Twisted Sister
Release date: 2006
Genre: Electronica, Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal, Traditional Pop Music
Tracks: 10
Duration: 41:08
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No. Title Length
1. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas 4:47
2. Oh Come All Ye Faithful 4:39
3. White Christmas 3:56
4. I'll Be Home for Christmas (with Lita Ford) 4:08
5. Silver Bells 5:04
6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 3:39
7. Let It Snow 3:09
8. Deck the Halls 2:52
9. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire) 3:40
10. Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) 5:14



Holiday-themed albums need to either be pretty good, horrifically terrible, or completely original to cause even the jolliest head to turn. Twisted Christmas, a ten-track collection of yuletide classics from the band that once writhed atop a convertible singing the song "Burn in Hell" near the end of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, manages to achieve all three. Twisted Sister was always a group that would occasionally transcend their hair metal image with some truly majestic and powerful rock & roll, so it comes as no surprise that they filter the beloved Christmas carol through the same makeup-smeared sieve that brought the world "I Wanna Rock," "Wake Up the Sleeping Giant," and "The Prize." In fact, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" sounds so much like a reimagining of "We're Not Gonna Take It," the listener can't help but become outraged at all of the injustice in the world. "Deck the Halls" sounds like a Ramones tune, "I'll Be Home for Christmas," featuring guest vocalist Lita Ford, could have launched a thousand lighters at any stadium in the late '80s, and the absolutely embarrassing "Heavy Metal Christmas" ("12 silver crosses, 11 black mascaras, ten pairs of platforms, nine tattered T-shirts, eight pentagrams, seven leather jackets, six cans of hair spray, five skullhead rings, four quarts of Jack, three studded belts, two pairs of spandex pants, and a tattoo of Ozzy") is almost impossible to turn off without seeing it through to its loathsome but charming end.